Cinderellae

Some of Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes have been translated into Scots (by Matthew Fitt) and Cinderellae is one of my favourites.

CINDERELLAE
Nae doot ye think ye ken this story.
Ye dinnae. The real yin’s faur mair gory.
The phoney wan, the wan you ken,
Wis cooked up auld lang syne and then
Made tae soond aw saft and sappy
Jist tae keep the bairnies happy.
Mind ye, they got the first bit richt,
The bit whaur in the deid o nicht,
The Hackit Sisters, jewels and aw,
Mairched pronto tae the Palace Baw,
While yon wee darlin Cinderellae
Wis doon the cellar weet and smelly
Whaur rats hauf-mad for things tae eat
Began tae chaw on baith her feet...

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